A Three-Year-Old Teaching Preschool?

Below is an actual submission for the bulletin at Harvest Bible Chapel. I see a lot of grammatical errors, misspelled words, and awkward sentence structures, doing my job (editing for pastors), but this one is too good.

Employment Opportunity at Rolling Meadows Campus
Three-year-old preschool teacher needed to serve on Rolling Meadows campus for the spring 2009 semester. Class is held on Monday and Tuesday mornings from 9:00–11:30 A.M. Interested candidates need to visit the school website for more details